Suikology.

Findings of a nonpareil unequalled unparagoned unprecedented deviant specimen.

Newscientist 2 : Invisibility cloaks, 2D-visioned babies, Sahara’s dairy farm, US-Israel cyberbullying, prehistoric kinkiness, Earth’s embiggening farts.

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Assalamualaikum.

1. Plasmonic graphene controls rippling electrons : With this, we can now put invisibility cloaks in our wishlist. In the next 5 to ten years lah.

2. Special goggles reveal when babies see in 3D : Yes people. It seems like newborns see in 2D. Or 1. God knows.

3. Dairy farming in the Sahara – 7000 years ago“The Sahara was quite a bit greener then,” Dunne says. “There were lakes, grasslands and a wide variety of animal life ranging from cattle to crocodiles and hippos.”

4. US and Israel developed Flame, says official : “Mega-malware Flame was indeed created by US and Israeli spies to sabotage Iran’s nuclear efforts, according to a report in the The Washington Post.” So yeah it’s totes okay for them to hack other countries, but super not cool when we’re doing that to them.

5. What a way to go: prehistoric turtles died during sex : AHAHA WAT prehistoric kinkinesssssss

6. Earthquake risk for carbon capture and storage schemes : To reduce CO2, we like, suck it out of the air and store it someplace dope. And that crib happens to be hipster(Underground? Geddit? Aha), and thanks to that the stomach of the Earth is bloating and comes out bigger farts and stuff or whatever.

Fin.

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‘Embiggening’ is not a word, kids.

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Written by Takahara Suiko

21 June 2012 at 10:11

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  1. in year 3789, scientist found two couple died during sex, covered with invisibility cloak.

    geligapictures

    21 June 2012 at 19:29

    • Naisss.

      Takahara Suiko

      21 June 2012 at 19:45

    • You left out Saharan cyberbullying that happened after the earthquake tho.

      Takahara Suiko

      21 June 2012 at 19:46

      • apparently in 3400, a massive earthquake hit the sahara desert, which somehow totally change its landscape, the desert gone green again. Inspired by the unusual phenomenon, the americans and iranians are now fcuking love each other.
        the jews died in the earthquake tho.

        fin.

        geligapictures

        21 June 2012 at 21:12

      • Kudos ma man. I gots tears in ma eyes.

        Takahara Suiko

        21 June 2012 at 21:14

  2. bila video baru nak keluar?
    sangap ni.. hahaha.. bosan, klik2 takde dlm new video list..
    nasib la naruto keluar episod baru,

    btw, td aku menang ping pong..
    untung la duk jepun, boleh main dgn orang jepun..

    geligapictures

    21 June 2012 at 21:44

  3. That’s why the there was an issue with 3DS being played by young children/babies. Babies need to learn spatial relationship to actually tell if something is 3D (real) or 2D (pictures). If they grew up playing the 3DS, they can’t tell the two dimensions apart.

    Kai

    22 June 2012 at 00:11

    • There was? Woh!

      Takahara Suiko

      22 June 2012 at 06:37


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