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The danger of books.

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Assalamualaikum.

I guess I know why I rarely read anything nowadays.

I feel obligated to finish one book the second I start, to the point of ignoring lectures and sneak-reading under the table, ignoring shower time, ignoring meals, ignoring people.

Harry Potter book saga habit.

I’ve read Twilight’s Breaking Dawn because my friend who is a bookworm told me the book was interesting.

Read the whole thing in a day.

The huge font size helps.

Ended up wanting to tear that book page by page and burn them.

Gave it to another friend instead.

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Had a reading competition with my ex-roommate during secondary school; sape habis dulu dia menang dan dapat pegi prep dulu dan stadi untuk SPM.

I forgot who won.

We were reading Marian Keyes.

Finished a 600-or-so-paged book in two days.

Much smaller font size, with much more realistic chick lit component.

Based on Keyes’ dark past anyway, so.

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I’ve hated my friends for telling me the fake ending to Potter saga’s last book.

I even cried a bit.

Dude I’ve waited like two years for Deathly Hallows.

At that time Ma held off giving me the book until I’ve finished SPM.

Four, looooong excruciating months.

It was depressing, seeing likewise Potterheads reading the book in front of me.

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I also end up becoming the characters of the books I’ve read for a week or so.

Stephen King’s Different Seasons, the first novella called Apt Pupil, I felt a bit psychopathic, and actually scared myself.

Haruki Murakami’s Kafka by the Shore, I finished the book feeling all confused, and felt a bit Oedipal.

Arthur Conan Doyle’s The Adventures of Sherlock Holmes, read the first few pages and shelved it, but I acquired this incredible superpower of speaking complicated posh Classic English, like Watson.

Yasmin Ahmad’s memoir book How You Know, felt like I was the people who knew her personally.

James Frey’s A Million Little Pieces, I left the book feeling scared I might sink back into drug abuse and alcoholism.

I’m afraid what Fifty Shades of Grey can do to my brain.

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The end.

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Written by Takahara Suiko

3 March 2013 at 10:40

Elementary, Watson. Plus you’re a chick, you won’t understand.

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Assalamualaikum.

America has gone way, WAAAAY out of the bloody line.

Making John Watson a JOAN Watson, Lucy Liu or not, is just stupid, especially when you could have created the show years before BBC Sherlock exists. And you can’t get the one-main-male-one-main-female standard out of the way, can you, America?

No offence, my American friends.

Take Batman and Robin. Imagine Robin = Lucy Liu. What’s the point of Catwoman? Unless Catwoman becomes Dogman then yeah it’s slightly more relevant. Which means Batman’s gay.

So, a male Adler? Then a female Moriarty? Ya know, because Elementary’s Holmes is oh nevermind.

Written by Takahara Suiko

13 November 2012 at 09:08

Biar mati anak, jangan mati adat.

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Assalamualaikum.

To demanding mothers who think a girl’s scars and proof of education can be traded with decrement and increment of dowries.

Think back when you first met your mother-in-law.

Written by Takahara Suiko

15 August 2012 at 22:16

Have a little faith.

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Assalamualaikum.

Sorry. I meant ‘Have a little more faith.

A friend of mine shared this video.

 

When Muhammad brought Islam to the Quraisy, the same thing happened.

Even worse, people wanted to kill him for spreading ‘lies’.

Same thing; as in, Quraisy then = Islam now, Islam then = Christianity now.

When the current political Islam(which is crazy and out of line I may add) doesn’t accommodate, other beliefs who have solid faith in their beliefs will.

The problem is not Muslims losing faith, but how the society embedded the political faith within ourselves in the first place.

By political, I mean the general idea/appearance of Islam in this modern age.

Not the substance itself, which is to believe in one God, and Muhammad is the Messenger of God.

Come to think of it.

It’s a problem of every faith in the world now, really.

It’s a problem if you want it to be a problem.

Islam itself doesn’t encourage us to be selfish.

Learn how to see things from others’ perspective.

I dislike the video.

The way they convey the problem, is as if the fault is not theirs.

I mean come on.

If we were to just, stop, pointing, fingers at others who ‘do it wrongly’.

And stop, pointing, out, everyone else’s faults.

And just stop being a douche saying we’re so definitely going to heaven when we die while everyone else will go to Hell.

And start caring about living beings.

Notice I said living beings?

Not just human beings.

Start caring about a freaking speck.

How you are getting in the way of the speck’s flying path instead of it getting in your way.

Have sympathy.

Feel empathy.

Stop leaving your blind faith to be blind.

Our job is to prove the faith we have has its reasons.

Reasons. S. Plural.

Have a little more faith in what you believe in.

Written by Takahara Suiko

21 July 2012 at 15:49

Why I’m a (hardcore) hipster.

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Assalamualaikum.

1. I self-diagnosed myself as having ADHD.
2. I get easily bored.
3. Maybe because I do one thing at its utmost immensity and the next day I get bored by it and leave it to rot without finishing what I started.
4. Because I don’t like seeing the end to stuff I’ve done, I shelve them until I run out of unfinished businesses to shelve.
5. Like the video games I play. If I did finish them that means I was absolutely not expecting what I just beat to be the last boss or that last exit to be of the last level. And ended up screaming to the rolling credits ‘COME ON WHAT THE HELL MAN THAT WAS PATHETIC’
6. Anywhoozle.
7. I have zero discipline.
8. I lack competitive spirit in stuff that’s worth it.
9. In other words, if the thing I plan to do/watch/work on/etc has more than two persons I know doing it, I drop the idea altogether. Or shelve it until it became a vintage thing. Meaning, until other people found another mountain of sugar to hurdle on.
10. My point of existence is to annoy people. Hipsters are cool before the mainstreamers get to be cool. Hardcore hipsters are just plain annoying. Thus.

Written by Takahara Suiko

19 July 2012 at 08:10

Nasihat dan teguran.

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Assalamualaikum.

Nasihat : disampaikan sebelum kesalahan dibuat. Ingat sebelum kena. Payung sebelum hujan. Amaran.

Teguran : disampaikan selepas kesalahan dibuat. Padah air ke daun keladi. Peribahasa tak keluar lah pula. Pengajaran.

Sepenting diri manapun bunyinya; cukup sukar untuk aku  percayakan nasihat.

Kepala terlalu keras.

Aku hanya mampu menghadam teguran.

Kita belajar lebih banyak daripada kekalahan berbanding kemenangan.

Written by Takahara Suiko

16 July 2012 at 20:23

Feelings.

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Assalamualaikum.

Your crush is the embodiment of the perfect character in your wet dreams.

Your lover is the jagged version of that, which fits you, the best.

Written by Takahara Suiko

15 July 2012 at 09:58