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Air embolism.

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Assalamualaikum.

Air bubble in syringe IS a big deal. It can get into your veins, and change the circulatory pressure, and CAUSE SUDDEN DEATH DAMMIT

Ok kidding. But it did say ‘Outside of pregnancy there is at least one case where an air embolism resulted from the insertion of an object into the vagina during masturbation‘.

 

 

Written by Takahara Suiko

3 March 2013 at 12:12

Compactbassgasm.

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Assalamualaikum.

Nuff said.

Written by Takahara Suiko

23 July 2012 at 17:38

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Simlishin’ Kimbra.

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Assalamualaikum.

Even in Simlish, she sounds friggin KACKASH that’s ‘kick a**’ in Simlish for you as if probably I don’t know.

 

Written by Takahara Suiko

27 June 2012 at 14:16

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Guilty pleasure.

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I’m actually stoked about this. Finally she’s not a wimp. Yes I’ve read the fourth book. Sue me.

 

Written by Takahara Suiko

21 June 2012 at 10:20

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Dewan Bahasa dan Pustaka, poyo.

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Assalamualaikum.

AHAHAHAHAHA DBP menggelabah.

Panduan Singkatan Khidmat Pesanan Ringkas [SMS] Bahasa Melayu

DBP tak reti buat duit. Kalau dia buat app untuk Kamus Dewan, Kamus Dwibahasa, Penjodoh Bilangan, Kamus Peribahasa, Kamus Sinonim dan Antonim, blabla, kompem kaya. Apa dia ingat orang zaman sekarang nak seret keliling Kamus Dewan dalam tas tangan?

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11 June 2012 at 11:40

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Ubat Batuk.

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Assalamualaikum.

 

‘Life’s too short to even care at all.’

 

Written by Takahara Suiko

10 June 2012 at 07:17

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Absolute Eargasm.

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Assalamualaikum.

hembusan angin lembut
menepis wajah tua
mata berkedip sayu
terkenang kisah lama
ku merenung jauh, jauh
ku merenung jauh, jauh

sahabat yang telah lama
kini jumpa bertemu
terasa bagai bulan
pada paksi yang satu
ku merenung jauh, jauh
ku merenung jauh, jauh

datang menari-nari
lagu hati menebarkan
selendang nan sakti
tari lagu hati
si tuan puteri
turun menari-nari

pasti di suatu masa
tari menjadi satu
bertemu dua jiwa
bersatu dalam lagu
ku merenung jauh, jauh
ku merenung jauh, jauh

datang menari-nari
lagu hati menebarkan
selendang nan sakti
tari lagu hati
si tuan puteri
turun menari

datang menari-nari
lagu hati menebarkan
selendang nan sakti
tari lagu hati
si tuan puteri
turun menari
lagu hati.

Written by Takahara Suiko

1 June 2012 at 16:25

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