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Cure for LGBT.

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Dr Puad: LGBT a treatable illness

 

‘If your son keeps asking for permission to spend the night at the house of another male friend, then you must check to ensure that nothing else is happening.’

ABOLISH ALL ASRAMA!!!!!!!!!!11111!1111oneoneonesatussatu

 

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Written by Takahara Suiko

22 January 2013 at 17:51

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Elementary, Watson. Plus you’re a chick, you won’t understand.

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America has gone way, WAAAAY out of the bloody line.

Making John Watson a JOAN Watson, Lucy Liu or not, is just stupid, especially when you could have created the show years before BBC Sherlock exists. And you can’t get the one-main-male-one-main-female standard out of the way, can you, America?

No offence, my American friends.

Take Batman and Robin. Imagine Robin = Lucy Liu. What’s the point of Catwoman? Unless Catwoman becomes Dogman then yeah it’s slightly more relevant. Which means Batman’s gay.

So, a male Adler? Then a female Moriarty? Ya know, because Elementary’s Holmes is oh nevermind.

Written by Takahara Suiko

13 November 2012 at 09:08

Why I’m a (hardcore) hipster.

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1. I self-diagnosed myself as having ADHD.
2. I get easily bored.
3. Maybe because I do one thing at its utmost immensity and the next day I get bored by it and leave it to rot without finishing what I started.
4. Because I don’t like seeing the end to stuff I’ve done, I shelve them until I run out of unfinished businesses to shelve.
5. Like the video games I play. If I did finish them that means I was absolutely not expecting what I just beat to be the last boss or that last exit to be of the last level. And ended up screaming to the rolling credits ‘COME ON WHAT THE HELL MAN THAT WAS PATHETIC’
6. Anywhoozle.
7. I have zero discipline.
8. I lack competitive spirit in stuff that’s worth it.
9. In other words, if the thing I plan to do/watch/work on/etc has more than two persons I know doing it, I drop the idea altogether. Or shelve it until it became a vintage thing. Meaning, until other people found another mountain of sugar to hurdle on.
10. My point of existence is to annoy people. Hipsters are cool before the mainstreamers get to be cool. Hardcore hipsters are just plain annoying. Thus.

Written by Takahara Suiko

19 July 2012 at 08:10

Trinity.

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The Eldest : Laura Marling, born 1 February 1990, youngest of three siblings, with the air of a woman who has gone through 40 years of living that transcends eras.

The Middle : Kimbra, born 27 March 1990, probably the only child, with the energy of a woman who mesmerizes anyone who sees her grooving to her own voice.

The Youngest : N/A

 

But of course, I’d like to be the third sister(December 5th, shortest, the most annoying, what have you).

 

Written by Takahara Suiko

11 July 2012 at 14:57

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25,288 ringgit 14.89 sen.

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You don’t know how much this means to me.

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5 July 2012 at 16:04

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My Day to Day Stupididi.

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Berikut merupakan percubaan saya dalam menulis novel sebab nak lari daripada balik asrama dan ambil peralatan badminton dan tukar baju dan meh kelecehan.

Percubaan, konon.

Pathetic.

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Because I don’t plan on getting any work done here.

Orang tengah sibuk main badminton, I flash my laptop and type this.

Come on, kata pukul lima. Leave me be la. Sebab tu aku malas nak masuk tournament.

Aku malas nak balik asrama pastu tukar baju and stuff.

Kasut, reket, stokin semua.

In my head, 1700 sampai latest 1730, dengar cikgu membebel pasal tournament, who’s going, who hasn’t paid, tentative program whatnot. Habis, aku balik asrama, get that 8th gym badge from that dreadful rich arse snobbish kid who slaughters everyone’s pokemons with her dragons.

But no.

Here I am, fooling around by typing this while others think I’m busy doing work.

And the flashy Disney sticker that graces my laptop(and covers the ACER logo, which by the way is said to be the garbage of laptops, and due of my unnecessary pride I can’t bear anyone else seeing that) helps. A lot.

Not.

I have near-zero tolerance towards this God-forsaken country.

Not the people around me, but this, whole, country.

I may have gotten too timid. God knows. Well, I know.

My first year was met with people whom I had to impress by being…Malaysian.

‘Do all Malaysians cover their head?’

‘You guys wear this kind of clothes all the time?’

‘You guys eat this for lunch?’

No, son, I thought you guys eat this for lunch.

It doesn’t help that I get a rule-freak Japanese school girl as a tutor.

Rule-freak, as in miss goody two shoes. Down to the most typical rule that epitomize Japanese school girls.

When I say Japanese school girl, I mean, Japanese school girl.

The ones you see on TV.

Bawak bekal comel-comel. Gosip pasal selebriti. And a gargantuan fan of Hello Kitty.

I thought they don’t exist.

Like come on. Hello Kitty doh.

To top it all off, she was 18.

I blame the school uniform. Because the second we finished SPM, I rid of my school uniform like it’s radioactive. They, on the other hand, have to wear uniforms until the third year, just to be standardised with the public high school kids. My college at least.

But then again, she’s 20 now, and she’s still a sucker for Hello Kitty merchandise.

It’s like the saddest thing I’ve seen.

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The end. Malas nak sambung.

Written by Takahara Suiko

5 July 2012 at 09:45

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Unrequited.

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It is once said that ‘love’, is giving someone the ability to destroy you, but trusting them not to.

Quoted by Shemar Moore in Criminal Minds season 7 episode 17.

Written by Takahara Suiko

27 June 2012 at 05:50

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